"Sex can last 30 seconds, just make it good…"
When sizing up potential girlfriends, comparative checklists are the de rigeur method of elimination. Which is how we know that Emily Scott would wipe the floor with, perhaps, every single other woman on the entire planet. Why? Because she looks as classy as any other lady in a ball gown, but also likes poker, beer and rampant displays of affection. “The most important things when it comes to sex are being firm and being vocal.” Oh, and she’s also a trained lifeguard: handy.
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