Monday, January 25, 2010

60. Nicole Scherzinger - Pussy Galore



"If I really get into acting, I'm not going be that girl in the bathing suit who steals the guy. That's not me. I'd rather play the nerdy girl. I'm the biggest nerd I know."
 
Not the kind of music you might expect from a girl who grew up in Kentucky – where are the banjos? – but this exotic beauty might surprise us yet having tried everything from rock to pop to, most successfully, pulsating r 'n' b. A former winner of the US version of Popstars, Nicole has long seemed destined for the big time, but it was as the leading light in "burlesque" American troupe the Pussycat Dolls that she really made it, thanks in no small part to four minutes of musical sex called Don't Cha. Her signature move is the booty shake, which may just have something to do with her mum, who was once a pro hula dancer.

61. Alexa Chung - Cheeky monkey



"I was Holly Valance’s lesbian pal in the video for Down Boy; I was 18, in hot pants, having to kiss Holly Valance…"
 
A rare thing – a girl who as smart as your clever mate who went to Oxford, but funny, warm and as untwattish as anyone you’ve ever met. Alexa Chung could well be our perfect woman.
Easily the best thing about Channel 4’s much-missed Popworld, Alexa was the cheeky chick who could get Paul McCartney to sing a song about shoes… and get away with asking Gwen Stefani if her new scent ponged of bacon.

Sexy Alexa’s weird sense of humour extends to how she deals with the paparazzi, too: sometimes she baffles them by stopping dead still and just standing there for a few minutes. Funnier still, the former fashion model once revealed that she was mounted by a miniature Shetland pony while bending over at a friend’s stables…

62. Alesha Dixon - Strictly gorgeous




"I like a man who can dance, but it’s not a deal-breaker. If he can’t dance, we’ll just have to work on other areas…"
 
We like Alesha Dixon, we really do, and because we suspect she could make a phone call and have us killed were we to say anything disparaging here, we’re going to focus on the positives (big hits with Mis-Teeq, good at dancing) and not the negatives (uninspiring solo career, has presented The National Lottery).

Smouldering, big-eyed and just downright sexy, Alesha was always our favourite in Mis-Teeq, the dangerously hot all-girl troupe who scored it big with Scandalous, but no one was more surprised than us when she rocked up on Strictly Come Dancing. And then proceeded to own it. Respect, girl, respect.

63. Jessica Simpson - Southern charm



"had doors slammed in my face as a 14-year-old because my boobs were too big"
 
Thanks to her excellent utilisation of tiny hotpants in The Dukes of Hazard and a refusal to make a music video that isn’t outrageously sexy, Jessica Simpson is by far the hottest girl to ever think Buffalo wings were made from Buffalo.

From a young age, her curvaceous frame ensured she was too steamy for the Texan Christian pop scene she was destined to become a part of, and despite a ropey cover of Robbie Williams’ Angels, has become a fantastic reason to have a guilty interest in pop music.

She may not be welcome at the home of the Dallas Cowboys (her relationship with the star quarterback Tony Romo has lead to her being labeled ‘Yoko Romo’), yet her naive girly charm and unspeakable good looks have made her a worldwide sensation.

64. Madeline Zima - Not Scully



"Once you're naked it doesn't feel that uncomfortable, it's just taking the clothes off that's embarrassing."
 
When a 16-year-old girl knows she’s attractive, she can use that power to devastating effect. Which is exactly what Madeline Zima’s character, Mia, does in Californication. Mia uses her feminine wiles to bed David Duchovny, who doesn’t realise she’s 16. “I knew a lot of girls like her when I was 16,” she recalls, “and I was wilder than I am now by a long shot. So if I can’t relate my own experiences to her, I use people that I knew at that time who were that wild.”

Luckily, Zima is actually 23 – a long time since her first gig in a nappy advert in 1987. Yes, in the same year that Lethal Weapon came out, she was two years old. “That was also the first time I ever did nudity on TV!” laughs Zima. “It was the baby’s bare ass running into the towel – and once upon a time, that was my young ass.”

65. Christina Aguilera - Milk ’n’ honey



"I’m experimental by nature. I’m always exploring my creativity."
 
Remember when the ‘Christina vs. Britney’ debate all kicked off? It was a case of two cookie-cutter virgins, both turned ‘naughty’, and us blokes just stuck in the middle, gleefully lapping up their raunchy bids for our attention. It was immense.

But who would have thought that Aguilera would emerge as the definitive winner? A stack of Grammy Awards, products and endorsement packages to make Premier League footballer weep and dealing with becoming a mother without getting arrested for being mental (like Britney) all speak volumes for the hip-slinging latina.

And what’s more, she’s now considered a philanthropist. Which has absolutely nothing to do with what happened to her breasts while she was pregnant. Or the fact that she walks around nude at home on Sundays. Yep, Christina definitely wins.

66. Jennifer Garner - Yummy mummy



"When I first moved to New York I lived for nine months on some woman's kitchen floor. She had this mushroom that she kept alive in these juices that was right next to my futon, and once a week she'd drink it. I fled in the dead of night."
 
Part action girl part rather good actress, Jennifer Garner is a Golden Globe-winning beauty who earned an army of fans as the sexy-but-serious Sydney Bristow in long-running US spy drama Alias.

She met her Matt Damon-obsessed hubby while on the set of Pearl Harbour, loving blossoming as the disaster – both artistically and commercially – was going on all around them. Often described as "wholesome" and "un-Hollywood" in the press, the alluring brunette first started out on a chemistry degree before switching to a drama course.

TV work then came quickly if infrequently, but today she's said to be one of the best-paid actresses in America. And thanks to that fool of a hubby, she's also now hooked on the Boston Red Sox.